jinnkuthekryptonianjedi: I’m having a fruit salad for dinner. Well, it’s mostly grapes. Okay, it’s all grapes. Fermented grapes. I’m having wine for dinner.
Me: Hi I'd like some cocaine please
Dealer: is pepsicane ok
urbantampon: i am bed bath and beyond done with you right now
talaem: “don’t be shy” thanks u cured me